Alexandra Ramirez
1. This Shibari Mini Halo is so strong, it will make you almost want to throw the man in your life away.
Promising review: “I write this in the aftermath of my Shibari Mini Halo’s inaugural use. I only have cell reception now as I reenter Earth’s orbit. Btw, Mars is beautiful, you guys. Do not hesitate. I repeat, BUY THIS DAMN HANDHELD SPACE SHUTTLE. YOU WILL SEE VISIONS, YOU WILL DREAM DREAMS! YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A WOMAN! If we get enough of these into women’s hands, we can overthrow the patriarchy, js.” —Henry and Ziva’s Mom
Get it from Amazon (available in black and pink).
2. A uniquely shaped Pixie that will embrace your clit like a departing roommate.
Promising review: “So, I’m going to go right out and say that I have never been much of an ‘outside stimulation’ gal, but I’m almost positive this thing changed my life for the better. I’m way too obsessed with this, and I cannot WAIT to try it with my boyfriend. The only negative thing I have to say about this is that it’s TOO GOOD. Be careful, you might get obsessed like I am!!!” —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon (available in three colors).
3. The Satisfyer 2 has a singular purpose; to give you orgasm upon orgasm.
Promising review: “Let me just say I was compelled to write this review because I had a very life changing experience with my Satisfyer Pro 2… I have had the pleasure of having had plenty of great sex in my 30-something years on this earth but this…made me squirt, FIRST TIME EVER. THE END.” —EPD
4. The bullet vibe will give you a record-breaking number of orgasm with a single use.
Promising review: “This little guy is a beast! I think there’s a little Tasmanian Devil in there, because this sicker will vibrate your fingers off, knock down walls, and register 4.0 in the Richter Scale.” —Joshua Schoellman
5. The Hitachi Magic Wand is a tried and true model. It’s an oldie but goody, and it will definitely go down there and get a proper job done.
Promising review: “I thought everyone was exaggerating about ‘zero to orgasm in 30 seconds’…nope, they’re right. I hadn’t masturbated nearly a year, and thanks to this little guy, I’m probably on my way to breaking a record.” —amazoncustomer
6. The G spot rabbit vibrator is the dream of almost every woman why not make that dream a reality? It favors size, and it’ll make you feel whole again.
Promising review: “All I can say is wow. It’s hard to find a vibrator that stimulates the two most important parts of a woman at the same time with that much intensity. I’m so pleased (pun intended) with this product. Even after use, the feeling still lingers. I’m in love!” —Randa
Get it from Amazon (available in two colors).
7. A vibrating cock ring that will immediately transform an average dick into a super one. Let’s call it “Super Dick.”
Promising review: “If you are on the fence about getting this, just do yourself a favor and GET IT. I am still thinking about how wonderful this thing is days after I tried it out for the first time. This thing will turn your man’s member into a full blown vibrator. I loved it, he loved it, completely happy with this purchase. If you are looking to spice up your sex life, get this. If you already have an amazing sex life, this will be next level.” —Amazon Customer
8. The Echo Violet features a design that’s so slick, you’ll be afraid to use it so as not to damage its aesthetics.
Promising review: “Every woman in the world deserves this vibrator. GET IT. I had never orgasmed before this and I have been sexually active for five years. Thank goodness for this.” —Tess
Get it from Amazon (available in three colors)
9. Incredibly powerful, the Mona 2 will whisper quietly, so you don’t need to raise any unwanted attention from your neighbors.
Promising review: “Best toy I’ve ever owned. All this time I thought I was having true orgasms with my lover…wrong!” —Kim H
Get it from Amazon (available in three colors).
10. The Lulu 8 cordless wand is exactly that- a wand. That thing works magic on the clit and leaves you spelled.
Promising review: “Love it, love it, love it!!! Did I mention I love it? I thought our intimacy had reached new heights before, but OMG, this lil‘ helper took us to the moon!!! All I can say is prepare for splashdown when it’s in use and also have extra towels ’cause it’s gonna be squishy, but in a good way:-)” —Cal L
Get it from Amazon (available in two colors).
11. A vibrating anal plug for high voltage banal anal play.
Promising review: “The medium plug is the Goldilocks of anal plugs. It’s sized so that it will stay inserted during intercourse. The plug itself goes in the dishwasher as all good sex toys should. This is a great addition to the toy box.” —Informed Customer
Get it from Amazon (available in small, medium, and large).
12. A three-motor vibrator that’s going to test the limits of your ability to scream for help.
Promising review: “DAMN. Besides the ideas on the Amazon photos, there are lots of other configurations you can use it for, regardless of gender and number of participants. Without getting graphic: ladies, try it sideways. Can’t wait to come up with more ways to use it.” —Jenn
13. This silicone clitoral toy is basically a vibrating tongue.
Promising review: “This G Spot Tongue Vibrator is AWESOME! It is very well made and has incredibly strong vibration. It has 10 different vibration patterns and the LED light in the handle even changes colors when you change patterns. Also, the charging port is ingeniously covered by the silicone material, making it truly waterproof! I highly recommend this vibrator for girls and guys—anyone who wants to have toe curling O’s!!” —Anna
14. The rechargeable bullet vibe shows that when it comes to orgasms, size sometimes doesn’t matter.
Promising review: “WOW!!! This product is truly amazing. I had a cheaper vibrator before this one that doesn’t even compare. This one is MUCH quieter and MUCH more powerful. HOLY sh**, I seriously almost peed myself. I came in two minutes tops and again two minutes later. The fourth setting (press the button four times) is incredible. I can tell this is a high quality vibe that will not disappoint. I wanted a small one that I could also use during sex that wouldn’t be too loud or distracting for the guy. I think I found it! I also like how it’s USB chargeable and not battery operated. I’m so glad I splurged on this!” —Virginia D. Green
Get it from Amazon (available in two colors)
15. The Girl’s Best Friend is so effective, it might make you want to rethink who your friends really are.
Promising review: “I’m starting my own business and I’m so relieved that I found this vibrator as I no longer need to waste time trying to find a guy! My productivity has skyrocketed thanks to this little baby. In all seriousness, it is unlike any vibrator I’ve ever used, the suction feature is amazing and feels so much better than just your basic buzz.” —Brittany
Get it from Amazon (available in three colors)
16. For discrete public play, the vibrating silicone bullet egg is awesome. Slip it in, pass the remote to a partner, and you’re ready for some one-on-one action.
Promising review: “Excellent product. Love the USB rechargeable capability. Great for taking on date night with the wife for some discreet fun. Comes with a carrying bag as well to prevented unwanted sightings while in the wife’s purse or wherever!” —Mason M.
17. The 3-in-1 prostate massager and vibrator works on the backside as it gives the clit a proper jostling.
Promising review: “This toy is absolutely incredible. I was intimidated by the size in the picture however it wasn’t as big as I thought. This is my first time using a prostate stimulator, and it hit all the right spots and gave me sensations that I didn’t think were possible!! It comes with a remote which can easily be adjusted for intense vibrations with different patterns. I definitely am happy with is purchase and would recommend it to anyone who wants to explore new horizons in there sex life. Enjoy!!” —D. Jays
18. The hardworking multipurpose toy stimulates the clit, G-spot AND nipples. The only thing that works more is Ultron from The Avengers.
Promising review: “BEST toy I’ve ever bought! Works just like described. First time I used it, the intensity was so unexpected. It also can be turned around and used as an insertable toy which I hadn’t even realized until after I opened the toy. I recommend everyone to have one of these in their toy collection. Though this is the only to I’ll ever need again LOVE IT” —Nixifer
19. The Soraya from Lelo ensues that you get an “out of body” experience for sure.
Promising review: “OMG This is the best toy I have ever bought. WOW!! While using this toy all I could say was OH MY GOSH!!!!! After this experience, I will be trading my husband in tomorrow. <3 <3 <3 this toy.” —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon (available in three colors).
